"But I Slept on My Ear?!"

Collin doesn't understand why his hair would be sticking up if he sleeps on his ears and not his head. Someone explain bed-head to the child.

Oh, and is it terribly wrong that I never, and I do mean never comb his hair for school? I don't mean that I don't do it out of neglect, I don't do it because I simply think that his hair looking all messy like this is just way too cute for words and I love it. How long can you get away with looking foolish like this? Twenty, thirty years?