I fixed Collin's hair the best that I could. It's still got a pretty weird spot in the back but it's not as noticable. When you cut someone's hair in your kitchen, you get the vaccuum treatment at the end. Kind of fun, huh? Collin is taking swim classes on base. He loves them. His new teacher is named Dylan. He liked Miss Polly better but he won't admit how much he likes having a man for a teacher. He describes Dylan as "hairy like Santa Claus." His favorite part of swimming class? Sticking his face under water to grab enough water to spit it at people. Or? Splashing the other kids. Yep, I have the mean kid.