Pop Goes the Collin

I apologize now to my son's future mutant children. This is because I've probably doomed his little sperm to be deformed with radiation from errant microwaves. What could I do but let him watch the popcorn? It is fascinating, right? And, it was the first time he'd ever seen it. It was a special treat. He'd been a good boy all for a whole week, something new for him lately; so, I decided to walk him across the street and buy this crazy treat. What a novelty for him. Yeah, can you tell he's impressed?